theme
crime
Capricious and Unreliable;
there's a bluebird in my heart that
wants to get out
but I'm too tough for him,
I say, stay in there, I'm not going
to let anybody see
you.
there's a bluebird in my heart that
wants to get out
but I pour whiskey on him and inhale
cigarette smoke
and the whores and the bartenders
and the grocery clerks
never know that
he's
in there.

I just lost two followers. Was it me? Was it something I said? I can change. I swear. 

Baby come vback.

I just got seriously propositioned by a really hot 26 year old dude. it was really flattering.

Dean Winchester | 10x04  - "Paper Moon" [x]

I bet you can tell I’m a woman,” she said, “and I suspect the rest of the world can, too.”

She said she was all too aware that if she was selected, she would represent several hundred male athletes in the NBA; she would deal with league officials and agents who were nearly all men; she would negotiate with team owners who were almost all men; and she would stand before reporters who were predominantly men.

She did not flinch. “My past,” she told the room, “is littered with the bones of men who were foolish enough to think I was someone they could sleep on.

Michele Roberts, the new head of the NBA Player’s Union (via emilyisobsessed)

“My past,” she told the room, “is littered with the bones of men who were foolish enough to think I was someone they could sleep on”

“My past,” she told the room, “is littered with the bones of men who were foolish enough to think I was someone they could sleep on”

“My past,” she told the room, “is littered with the bones of men who were foolish enough to think I was someone they could sleep on”

(via duhdoydorothy)

BALL IS LIFE

(via plantaplanta)

That line needs to be engraved in a solid gold plaque somewhere.

   

khemi:

jaykolantern:

legs-are-just-for-show:

perrytheplatyborg:

spookumber:

khemi:

davestriderofficial:

frozen olaf

john egbert is worst kid

johndave is the best ship in homestuck

macaroni and cheese tastes better when you eat it with a spoon

jaylaf

i cant wait for it to be the 20s again so we can bring back the aesthetics and

YOU’RE ALL UNFOLLOWED

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Don’t you all be cyberbullying my baby. I will open a can of cyber whoop-ass on all y’all.

kili-fili-and-frilly:

And for all these reasons, I’ve decided to scalp you, and burn your village to the ground.

HAPPY THANKSGIVING